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2025

Closet Full of Bad Decisions

(And We Love It)

where fashion took a left turn, tripped over its own shoelaces, and somehow landed in legendary fits. These aren’t just clothes. They’re personality disorders stitched together with questionable taste and god-tier confidence.

Quality?

Every stitch is silly, but seriously well-made. You're welcome

Fast shipping

Blink and it’s at your door (unless you're too broke for express).

Customer service

Real human support. we're here to talk about your order from monday - friday (or if you wanna bitch about your ex).

Secure payment

your payment info is secure. Source: trust me bro.